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Fatherhood: no laughing matter

Newish Man by Sam Delaney

I was in the front room, trying to work. But how was I supposed to concentrate with the baby making that sort of racket next door? Crying I can cope with: it's the giggling that's the problem.

"What's going on in there?" I called out, dead jealous of all the merriment. There was a pause. "Nothing", my wife said shiftily. These days, baby laughter is the hottest commodity in our household. We lust after it like

desperate junkies, trying ever more ludicrous ways to illicit the tiniest titter from our six-month-old daughter.

She's no easy audience. Standard tactics like the raspberry on the tummy don't wash with her. Games of peek-a-boo are an insult - she sighs and gives me her 'Try again you tiresome little moron' look.

Her sneering attitude makes the occasional chuckle seem all the more precious. Whenever her stupid little face opens up into beaming frivolity, I go dizzy with euphoria. It's better 

How did you do it? Was it the monkey face? Tell me damn you!