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Tai chi – not just for grannies

I've never done tai chi before, but I reckon I'll be OK. I've always thought it a sport for Chinese pensioners and my grandmother, who recently received a new hip.

It's only in the changing rooms that I wonder: what does one wear for tai chi? A bandana? Flowing robes? Not that I have either - my aerobia wardrobe doesn't extend much beyond Nike shorts and an old T-shirt I got from bungee-jumping in New Zealand.

So it's a relief when I walk into the studio to find a group of middle-aged men and women milling around in cardigans and T-shirts tucked into their high-waisted tracksuit bottoms. It's hard to believe that Ted Baker is but a stone's throw away on the King's Road.

Andy, our tai chi 'master', bounds over to shake my hand. How friendly, I think. Half an hour later, Andy is

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still being friendly - in what feels a mite-too-friendly sort of way. Apparently I am rubbish at tai chi; every few minutes he is at my side, caressing my legs into the 'correct' position and prodding at my unruly hips. He even takes the liberty of grasping my head in both hands and rolling it around. To "release the energy", he says.

That aside, the class is actually very good. The basic movement around which everything revolves is a rhythmic sway by which you shift weight from side to side. Sounds easy. Andy throws in some complicated arm rotations and slow-motion kicks and things get a lot harder. I have new respect for my grandmother.