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LONDON OLYMPICS: Due to financial cutbacks, the hurdling events have been relocated. See here for details.
LOST: Sense of proportion. If found, please return to Bono, along with his old Stetson, earrings and black jeans.
COMMUNICATIONS: Do you have compatibility problems in the workplace? Are all your systems secure? Instructional video, ‘When Connections Are Lost’, available here.
reasons to be cheerful
ONE If going cold turkey is worth four grand, Boxing Day will be a bonanza.
TWO Ant, Dec and several Z-listers are out of the country till Christmas.
THREE Apparently, Brown and Cameron are going to have a fist fight.