Tax me, Gordon, tax me!

Oh no, no, no, Gordon, you're going about it all wrong. Are you determined to tip us into a recession so deep and so dark that it takes us most of the next decade to crawl out?

All of these U-turns and scrapping of taxes and reducing of taxes and appearing on TV with that maudlin expression and that fat hand on that pale brow to tell us that what with the sliding housing market

and the increase in food prices and the cost of fuel you like totally 'share our pain'.

Gordon, all this fear and talk of 'impending repossession on an unprecedented scale' and all your other negative chat has got to stop. Come on baby, dig deep, you gotta give us something good. Come on man, ever heard of Positive Affirmations?

As for me in my bid to fight this negativity, I've decided it’s vital to splash out on luxuries. I'm looking into buying a Porsche. What concerns me most is whether to go for the