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Gone Baby Gone
For his directorial debut, Ben Affleck strikes a pose about as far-flung from his chisel-jawed hunk days as he could get. Gone Baby Gone is an adaptation of Dennis Lehane's novel about a missing four-year-old girl named Amanda McCready who has disappeared from her Boston neighbourhood. As the search spreads wide and the media frenzy grows, Amanda's aunt Bea (Amy Madigan) turns in desperation to local private investigator Patrick Kenzie (a phenomenal Casey Affleck) - an unlikeable, underdressed sort who raises as many suspicions as he unearths. But this film is much more than a whodunnit. Rather, it's a portrait of a community and a class that is largely dismissed by Hollywood: the welfare mother (an equally impressive Amy Ryan) who is druggy and wayward but not easy to dismiss, the run-down streets, the dejected and the down-and-out. And it's here that Affleck's direction shines - his portrait is never patronising or trite, but sensitive and somehow dignified. Excellent stuff.
15, 114 mins
Superhero Movie

Approximately one part parody to two parts fart gags, there's a slightly flabby, over-used feeling to this one-trick spoof of the superhero movie. In its short but nonetheless overlong running time, it manages to cram in a plot that mirrors the first Spider-Man film, as well as heaps of references to Batman, X-Men and all the other spandex-clad heroes we've come to know on screen. What's more, there are sex jokes, Tom Cruise impersonations and an appearance by Leslie Nielsen. There's a lot going on, in short, and yet it's one of those films that tastes of absolutely nothing. Nevertheless, Superhero Movie will surely prove a zinging success with the summer holiday crowd - just don't go expecting a flamboyant show of wit.
12A, 85 mins
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The Chemical Wedding

Bruce Dickinson - the long-haired, aeroplane-piloting frontman of heavy metal outfit Iron Maiden (sample track: Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter) - here makes his scriptwriting debut with this schlocky, high-camp horror story of meek lecturer Professor Oliver Haddo (Simon Callow) who, thanks to some rogue scientific devilry, is infected with the spirit of famed occultist Aleister Crowley. It's a spirit so vastly removed from Haddo's natural, bumbling academic self that all manner of chaos is sure to ensue. And indeed it does - to a soundtrack composed by Dickinson. Neither the plot nor the music may be your cup of tea - indeed The Chemical Wedding proves more trough than peak - but, thanks largely to its B-movie vibe, it will most likely garner cult status nonetheless.
18, 122 mins
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Iron Man
Another comic book superhero flick to add to the pile, but a welcome one nonetheless. Jon Favreau's Iron Man tells the story of Tony Stark: an engineering genius, squillionaire weapons manufacturer and international playboy who is prompted to engage his social conscience and re-evaluate the ethics of his business when he's kidnapped in Afghanistan and charged with constructing one of his own missiles for his captors. Instead, he builds a robotic armoured suit to effect a spectacular escape, and then decides to perfect this machine in order to aid mankind. It's an admirable dig at war-profiteering that boasts some great gadgetry, sparky one-liners, a restrained use of CGI and some pro performances from Robert Downey Jr (as a nicely edgy Stark), Gwyneth Paltrow (as his devoted assistant Virginia 'Pepper' Potts) and Jeff Bridges (as menacing fat cat Obadiah Stane). The plot, though, is a tad un-dynamic and lacks the dark tension needed to see us safely through to the sequel. As a result, it doesn't quite hit the spot as the Batman or Spider-Man movies do, but Marvel fans undoubtedly won't care.
12A, 126 mins

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Sex and the City
Whether the big screen return of Sex and the City fills you with unbridled glee or a sense of unremitting gloom (and I have to say, I'm in the latter camp), there has been an undeniable fanfare surrounding the whole event. But can this movie ever hope to live up to its unofficial title of 'the most important chick flick ever'? Well, it rather depends on what sort of chick you are. If you were the sort to revel in the televised tales of columnist Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker) and her cocktail chums - career-gal Miranda, sex-aholic Samantha and prim little Charlotte - then it's chocks away for you: a clattering of high heels, fancy drinks and mucho shagging. There is a plot, too, buried deep in the two-and-a-half hours of this film, and it involves Carrie planning her wedding to Mr Big (Chris Noth), things going wrong and things going right, and a trip to Mexico. But the plot's not really the point here: the point is that, gee, there's nothing so important as your best friends. And shoes. And a walk-in closet. And sex.
15, 148 mins

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Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins
The Roscoe Jenkins of this film's title is a talk-show host, and the home in question is the American Deep South - a place Jenkins (Martin Lawrence) fled long ago in search of fame and fortune, and to which he now returns, accompanied by his clinging reality-TV-star fiancee Bianca (Joy Bryant). The formula is predictable: Mr Fancypants returns to his roots and realises that all the plasma TVs and super-fine girlfriends in the world ain't worth nuthin' next to the real honest-to-goodness value of his family (who, like most families, happen to be a big, messy, gold-hearted bunch). Where this film triumphs, though, is in its genuineness - there's a care for detail and compassion rather than cheap gags and stereotypes. And although the film is essentially a showcase for comedic talent (James Earl Jones, Mo'Nique, Nicole Ari Parker and Cedric the Entertainer among them), what impressive talent it is.
12A, 114 mins

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Cassandra's Dream
Oh Woody, Woody, where did it all go wrong? Allen's Cassandra's Dream is a film so shallow you'll barely get your socks wet. It's a tale of two brothers, Ian (Ewan McGregor) and Terry (Colin Farrell), who dream of a better life and so, naturally, set out to become the worst hit-men in London. While Ian has a foxy new actress girlfriend to impress, Terry has a bit of a weakness for gambling, and they both have their wealthy, dubious uncle (Tom Wilkinson) offering them a strictly non-legit proposal to off his business rival (Phil Davis). There are some endearing moments of intimacy between the brothers, but by and large Cassandra's Dream feels as if it's struggling to tell you something terribly important that it can't quite remember - rather like a muddled drunk retelling the plots of two of Allen's earlier films, Crimes and Misdemeanours (1989) and Match Point (2005). A film only for completists, one fears.
12A, 108 mins

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In Memory of My Father
Upstairs, an elderly movie legend lies dying, and downstairs his family and loved ones mingle, all there to honour his last wish that his son Chris (Christopher Jaymes) record the days of his passing on film. As with any cinematic family reunion, the relationships are complicated, somehow ravelling together affairs, lesbianism, exes, drugs, relationships with much younger women, cousins who are also siblings and much, much more. Such ingredients could prove a recipe for something horrendous, but actually In Memory of My Father is a clever, subtle, humorous movie about unknotting oneself from the familial ties through a process of intoxication, grief and vulgarity. Think Six Feet Under meets Curb Your Enthusiasm, perhaps. Rarely has screwball comedy been so deliciously deadpan.
15, 96 mins

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The Waiting Room

The exceptional Anne-Marie Duff is worthy of a grander vehicle than this likeable but rather insipid tale of a single mother. Anna (Duff) lives in south London next door to some wearisome, upwardly-mobile sorts (Zoe Telford and Rupert Graves) and makes a connection with a man named Stephen whom she runs into at the station (Ralf Little). He unfortunately has a mithering girlfriend (Christine Bottomley) who is desperate for him to settle down. Anna and Stephen share a lovely kindled warmth and a compassion that manifests itself in their attitudes to the elderly - Stephen is a care home worker who is variously advised on his romantic travails by his charges. It's all rather charming (if a little too clunkingly obvious in the plot department) and one can't help feeling it would make for wonderful television, but Duff surely has a great movie in her. And sadly this is not it.
15, 110 mins
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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Anyone pining for the rip-roaring Indy films of yore may find themselves a little disappointed by this fourth instalment, shrouded as it is with a sense of flagging enthusiasm. However, while it may seem a little short of breath at times, it still has much to offer. Nearly 20 years after his last outing, it's now 1957 and our archaeological hero Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) is attempting to locate a highly prized crystal skull before those dastardly Soviets (including the peerless Cate Blanchett as evil Russian operative Irina Spalko). Joining him are a young hopeful who might just be his son (Shia LaBeouf) and Karen Allen, who returns as his ladylove Marion Ravenwood. The film thrives when in familiar territory and only really goes awry when attempting to introduce fancy new elements - the biggest dampener being director Steven Spielberg and producer George Lucas's penchant for computer-generated foes which just can't compete with those wriggling insects and writhing snakes of the past.
12A, 124 mins
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What Happens in Vegas

All the goofy, mismatched romcom pairings that Hollywood has willed to work over the last few years may now be forgiven as Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher unite to form what seems like a natural comedy dreamteam. Joy (Diaz) and Jack (Kutcher) both arrive in Vegas in a rather fragile state - she newly boyfriendless, he freshly jobless - and proceed first to get royally drunk, and second to get married, unintentionally. When Jack then wins big on the slot machines (using money lent to him by Joy) the two of them separately embark on a sequence of cunning plans and contortions in an effort to lay individual claim to the loot. Not altogether shockingly, this whole fandango leads them circuitously into one another's arms. It's froth, of course - pure sugar-whipped confection - but the plot has an appealing simplicity, Vegas is suitably bonkers, and Diaz and Kutcher really do bring a certain zing to the screen.
12A, 99 mins
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California Dreamin'

Last year at Cannes, two of the most coveted prizes went to Romanian movies - the Palme d'Or was awarded to 4 Months, 3 Weeks & 2 Days, while the Un Certain Regard prize landed in the lap of California Dreamin', Cristian Nemescu's first and only feature film (the director died two years ago in a car accident, aged just 27). Set during the Kosovo war of 1999, it follows a group of US soldiers travelling with a shipment of Nato equipment who find their train journey abruptly halted in the small town of Capalnita, where the station master - seemingly a stickler for rules and regulations - actually harbours secret black market connections. Against a potentially bleak setting, Nemescu's tale is in fact a rambunctious farce. At times it proves startlingly funny, and at others provides a sad, gentle reminder of the social disarray in Eastern Europe at that time.
15, 155 mins
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Badland

Though this is an independent movie, there's a sense of Hollywood schmaltz to this tale (inspired by a true story about a traumatised Iraq war veteran). Bear with it, though: it's worth it. Jerry (Jamie Draven) has served in both Gulf Wars, but is now reduced to working in the local general store and is constantly being prodded by his pregnant wife Nora (Vinessa Shaw) to stop snivelling and 'be a man'. One thoroughly anguished day, he shoots her dead and takes their 10-year-old daughter Celina (Grace Fulton) on the road, finding a job in a coffee shop that comes with the perk of having a sultry owner (Chandra West) who, when she is not seducing him, is introducing him to the local sheriff and fellow veteran Max (Joe Morton). There is plenty to feel uncomfortable about here - the over-egged score and at times simplistic characterisation - but Badland remains compelling nonetheless. This is mostly due to Draven's performance which, while dragging its feet occasionally in the accent department, is stunning.
18, 160 mins
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Caramel
Caramel is a wonderfully warm and embracing movie from Lebanese writer-director Nadine Labaki - who also plays the lead character, Layale, the owner of a Beirut beauty salon. Unmarried, she still lives at home with her parents, spurning the sweet affections of a traffic policeman in favour of a dead-end affair with a married man. But this is just one of the movie's many tales, all of which swirl around the beauty salon where, along with hair clippings, nail lacquer and the caramel wax of the title, we find divorce, marriage, the bonds of family life and the fear of ageing. It's not an especially dramatic film; rather, it's a welcoming, involving soap opera of sorts which explores the hidden lives of women.
PG, 95 mins

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Reviews by Laura Barton
FIRST POSTED
JUNE 5, 2008

