Our little Maria is all grown up
Connie Fisher has only been famous for about five minutes and she’s already gone from starry-eyed innocent to celebrity harlot.
The winner of How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?, now starring in the in the West End production of The Sound of Music, has an ex-Army Brad Pitt lookalike for a boyfriend, but was recently witnessed snogging the show’s sound technician Leigh Davies in Soho Square. Both were subsequently photographed with their official other halves looking as if butter wouldn’t melt in their mouths, but no one was fooled.
It just goes to prove that showbiz has a deleterious

effect on morals, and always has done. Just think of the Hollywood greats: all, to a man and woman, physically ravishing, bisexual substance-abusers with prodigious appetites. So I like to think, anyway.
Review of The Sound of Music
SHE’S GOTTA HAVE IT
Combine youth, fame, beauty and money and what do you get? Disinhibition! Transgression! Jouissance! Trashed hotel rooms! See, Connie Fisher has all that to look forward to. We recommend however that she upgrade from the sound technician.
