place: shops, sea and land. But somehow the idea of pitching up in Morecambe sounded like a risk. I realised that during these testing times it's imperative to surround yourself with the beautiful, the evolved, the ecologically sound, the pioneers championing these New Days.

So now it's all quite obvious: I'll just slip across the border into Devon and set up home alongside Zac and Sheherazade Goldsmith. It's so close I'll even have enough petrol leftover to make the odd trip to the supermarket.