would find happiness in their own gardens and their own vegetable patch).

And so I'm currently compiling a list of the things which bring me joy. On it so far are: lying in bed; cream teas; shoes; horses; cigarettes. The next step is to write a list of things that you do which you don't enjoy and which require immediate elimination. On it so far I've got work. Sadly (a figure of speech) this column is work.

So I'm afraid this will be my last one. Here's to bed, teas, shoes, horses and cigarettes. And the incalculable riches they're going to bring in.