if it jumped up and bit them".
But the only people who really get bitten are the passengers - at least as far as Eva Lichtenberger, an Austrian MEP, is concerned, and so this week she began an investigation into O'Leary's operation.
She alleges that Ryanair have falsely charged passengers for a government departure tax when flying from Dublin, Rome, Brussels and Venice - though no such taxes exist at these airports - and that the aviation insurance surcharge is too high, having risen since 9/11 while premiums have fallen.
In September, 51 Ryanair passengers bound for Belgium were diverted to Perpignan in southern France during a storm. Ryanair told them that they had missed any connecting flights and that the next one available would be in 10 days time.
Led by a Belgian window-cleaner, the stranded travellers clubbed together and hired a coach to drive them 600 miles home. Ryanair may be cheap, but with costs like these, is it really worth it? 
FIRST POSTED JULY 12, 2006
BA squares up to Ryanair