Chief Justice libido

We may be a Third World country. We may be ruinously poor, hopelessly governed and riddled with corruption. But there's one aspect of life in which we can go head-to-head with you Western nations any time you like. And that's sexual misbehaviour in high places.

Take the case of Chief Justice Godfrey Chidyausiku of the Zimbabwe Supreme Court. Judge Godfrey (left) clearly suffers from a chronic case of being unable to keep his trousers on. He is currently the subject of 10 - count them, 10 - lawsuits for adultery.

This has been too much even for our broad-minded and forgiving President Mugabe, and he has told Judge Godfrey he must resign. Chidyausiku will