The US credit crunch and our own Northern Rock crisis could reduce any of us to begging for a living. Here are some income-generating techniques recommended by seasoned practitioners of the art.
LOOK THE PART
You want to present an image of a hard-working, normal person, who, at this moment in time, just happens to be a little down on his luck. Then the punters are more likely to respond.
OPEN YOUR WALLET
We've all heard, 'I've lost my wallet. Can you loan me the train fare home?' But to make it work, you must look as if you genuinely are a commuter. Dress like a commuter and show the punter the contents of your wallet. Ideally have at least a £10 note in there. Tell them you only need another £3. If they see you
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With the banking system in turmoil, michael hewitt asked London’s beggars for money-making tips |
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have money, they're less likely to regard you as a beggar.
LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION
Set up shop opposite a place where people make small purchases and will have spare change, such as a newsagent's and off-licence. Don't hit them for the money as they go in, only when they come out.
USE A SIGN
Forget 'Homeless and Hungry' - it's unoriginal and just makes you look pathetic. Humour can work, though. Try: 'Why lie? I want a beer'. A pan-handler who lived under Waterloo Bridge was successful with: 'You may live in a £500K house, but I live under a £25m bridge'.
BRING THE DOG
This brings out people's sympathy as many punters are fellow pet owners. But, whatever you do, make sure the animal isn't sick or
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