Sir Michael Lyons has been appointed BBC chairman... Keith Richards says he was only joking when he claimed to have snorted his Dad's ashes... Home Secretary John Reid has narrowly beaten Tony Blair for top spot in a survey of slippery politicians... Jeremy Clarkson has been slammed in the Malaysian parliament for labelling the country's Perodua Kelisa the world's worst car... Clint Eastwood's (right) face is to appear on the label of his favourite tipple - Newcastle Brown Ale - to celebrate the beer's 80th anniversary... Damien Hirst plans to include an abattoir rail for hanging dead animals in his new converted factory studio... Asia's richest woman Nina Wang has died at the age of 69, leaving a £2bn fortune...