Boris needs to get on track to clinch victory

If the opinion polls are accurate and he doesn't come a cropper with some scandal/gaffe or other, there is a real chance that Boris Johnson will beat the incumbent Ken Livingstone to become Mayor of London in May. And if there's one thing that will persuade Londoners to vote the Tory in, it'll be confidence that he's the man to correct the inadequacies of the city's antiquated Tube system.

Boris needs to start by looking at a Tube map. His website states that the borough of Greenwich doesn’t have any tube stations – in fact it has North Greenwich (plus three Docklands Light Railway stations). Likewise, the residents of Newham will be confused. They thought that their borough had three lines – the District, Hammersmith and City and Central – and a total of five stations. BackBoris.com, however, says Newham has none. Get to it, Boris!