Q: What do you call a bunch of guys breaking into a music shop and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman pours it for him and he downs it in one. "What do I owe you?" asks the neutron.

"For you? No charge."

Did you hear about the fly that flew into a screen door? Another fine mesh he got himself into.

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